I keep putting my foot in my mouth

Mommy tells me that I may end up doing figuratively what I am now doing literally; putting my foot in my mouth. I hope that in the future I don't do so with the frequency that I do so now. I probably wouldn't have many friends if that was the case! This is currently one of my preferred activities, and daddy complains that it makes changing my diapers hard because I simply won't let go of my feet! But let's face it, next to a bottle, one's own feet are the best thing to put in one's mouth.